So the girl goes to the shower and i am thinking, "how can she just ignore us like that?" this little college girl is sucking away at my length loudly and her roommate just gets up and gets in the shower like it happens all the time.

so i am seriously playing rock hard by now thinking about going in and dragging the roommate out and playing her too. i am just on the verge of blowing my top when the girl in my lap abruptly gets up and leaves too! right to the bathroom. then i hear giggling from the bathroom. so of course i pick my blue balls up off the floor and drag them into the other room. and what a sight awaits me! there are like twelve girls in there! i have never seen so many naked women in such a small space.

and at the far end of the room, standing on the toilet is my rich uncle! it turns out he has mistakenly soft placeumed my birthday was today! of course i won't tell him it isn't my birthday for another two weeks...