The reasons cantalope are better than women for sex. 1.

cantalopes never have a headache 2. cantalopes are never not in the mood 3. cantalopes dont get jealous 4.

cantalopes are never have that time of the month 5. cantalopes are never too tired 6. cantalopes never get mad and cut you off 7.

you can choose whaever size cantalope that you want 8. if you wear out a cantalope you just get another one 9. cantalopes are one size fits all 10.

cantalopes will never say you thingy is too big or small 11. you can have as may cantalopes in one night as you wish 12. cantalopes dont have jealous husbands or boyfriends 13. cantalopes cant get pregnant 14. cantalopes never say I didnt get mine 15. cantalopes never say are you finished yet 16. cantalopes never want to cuddle afterward 17.

cantalopes never ask for a ride home 18. you never have to take them to dinner