Before my wife DJ and I were married, we always had great sex.

Usually two or three times a day.

I never considered the possibility that I would ever want anything to do with a male, thought I was totally heterosexual, but loved to hear about her previous boyfriend, John, while we were screwing. I was insatiably curious about him because she had mentioned he was hung like a horse. I loved seeing hung actors perform in adult movies because women always seemed to be so genuinely excited by big lengths. In porn, the female actors often looked completely bored and mechanical when having sex with actors who had average sized manhoodes. But when they were with huge hung dudes, it was visible in how they responded that the sex was REAL and that they were getting off on the men?s lengths. I was extremely turned on to discover that my theory was true.

My wife verified it for me by telling me about how she felt about John?s giant thingy when she was still in a relationship with him.

DJ had told me she actually never liked John as a person, had absolutely no interest in him at all and didn?t even like him, but that he kept politely persistently asking her out on dates and she only very reluctantly finally consented to go out with him a couple of times to try to get him to stop bothering her. The first time they went out to eat and she quickly ended the date without even a hug. The second time, John took her out on a lake on a small boat.

While they were sitting across from each other, facing each other, he asked DJ if he could massage her feet. She said ?sure? and as he was rubbing her foot he held it against his crotch.

He quickly began to become hard. As his length grew bigger, so did DJ?s eyes! She told me that when she saw how huge his length grew inside and then outside of his speedos as it popped out and stretched out to its full gigantic length, craning against the fabric and pulling the tight swim suit away from his leg, she suddenly changed from wanting to dump him to wanting to hump him! For the next three weeks they spent every day together, having incredibly hot sex, constantly sucking, toying and playing. John loved to eat DJ?s sweet softness. DJ told me about how she loved to hold his thingy, to toy and suck and play with it, to admire it and tease it and then play and play and play.

She said the main reason she had to end the relationship after three weeks was that he was making her too sore! His length was just too big to keep enjoying on an ongoing basis.

But also, that the only reason she wanted him was for his thingy. That he had such a boring personality it wasn?t worth continuing.

I asked her, ?Wouldn?t you like to have him join us once in awhile?? I wanted to see that big thingy myself, up close.

While we were having sex I would tell her what I imagined--that John was there in bed with us, playing her mouth while I was screwing her. She could tell how hot I got over the idea of seeing that long impressive thingy and her getting off on it. I would ask her to show me how big it was, and she would show me how long by holding her hands apart, and how thick by holding both hands as if she was grabbing hold of it. I would groan with disbelief and play like crazy when she would show me how huge it was and I could imagine that colossal length in her hands, mouth, softness. I would ask, ?ARE you SURE it was REALLY THAT BIG?!!? Several times when she was showing me I said, ?Don?t move! Keep your hands right where they are!? Then I pulled out a ruler I had stashed next to the bed and measured. Sure enough, every time without fail, her hands were the same exact eleven and a quarter inches apart.

Since then I have found many times that she is a perfectly accurate judge of distances. She can estimate distances of inches without any ruler, so I know her report of John?s size was not exaggerated. DJ enjoyed how worked up a got when she told me all about different situations she had gotten to enjoy John?s long, hard ?gift to women?.

I was amazed to hear how his big awesome thingy was ALWAYS fully erect by the time she got his pants opened, and how long he lasted and how many times he could cum in a day or night. But when I wanted to take the fantasy to reality and began asking her to see if she could persuade him to have sex with us, she was quiet.

Eventually when I was more insistent about asking her for a response, she finally admitted, ?I don?t know for sure if I would want to.? Although I had a respectable and above average 7.5 inches myself, I didn?t know at first if DJ was worried that if John joined us she would be tempted to leave me for John?s undeniably superior, irresistible super-length and we were really in love or why she wasn?t open to it. I begged her to arrange a meeting with John to at least explore and talk about it with him, and see if he would be open to the possibility.

She agreed.

I told her what I wanted her to say to him to get him to join us. She had the meeting with him and said he would come over the next evening to meet me. As we sat there talking and getting to know one another, me with my heart in my throat and my length pounding with anticipation, I couldn?t believe what a dud this guy was! What a total geek! He was so boring and dull and had such a stupid view of the world, any hopes I had held of a hot time together in bed quickly vanished. We tried to bring up sex, for example, and the only semi-erotic thing he had to offer was when he started talking about all the rock climbing he does and how a woman in his group was after him because the shorts he wore revealed his enormous bulge and when she was under him looking up, she commented on how ?well slung? he was. I now understood why DJ was not into the idea of a three way with John. Despite his superb genital soft placeets, he was just a guy with zero erotic chemistry. We never did have our hot, heavy menage au trois with him.. but a year later we found PAUL at the university swimming pool...

and a few years later MIKE through a personal ad...

neither had eleven inches, but they were both well hung enough and sexy enough and enough FUN to merit some time in bed with us. But those are two other stories, which I?ll tell you about here soon. By the way, JOHN, if you?re out there reading this, I think we now have grown into appreciating your kind of personality--especially now that we realize how hard it is to find a horse hung dude. At least you were a nice guy, and not bad looking...

hmmm..

shoulda imagined you with your pants off to take our mind off your personality. Wow, eleven inches of hot length... Come to think of it, we LIKE nerds now! Give Cpl888 a call for old times sake! LO src"http:graphics.pop6imagescommonchatsmiliesloser.gif">