For my 28th birthday, my wife asked me what I wanted and I told her I wanted to have a threesome. Well, she said "Ok, what else do you want", so I figured no go.

She decide we would go to a club near downtown, so she got us a nice hotel room, and we went out.

After about 4 hours of drinking and dancing, things started to get a litte weird at the club.

My birthday is on New Years so it is always a little weird. Well, everyone started to make out with their partners, and then everyone else. I started to look around for my wife to give her her sixth very large Pina' Colada and I couldn't find her. I searched for her for about a half an hour and no luck. Just as I was about to get worried I noticed this cute little redhead in the corner making out with someone. As I watched, I noticed the other person had long blonde hair. This is great I thought to myself. It's not every day you get to watch 2 women make out. Then I noticed a hand coming around squeezing the redheads soft place. Cool I thought. As I gazed at this wonderful picture I noticed that the hand had a wedding ring on it that looked identical to my wife's ring. Obviously when I went to investigate my wife was visibly embarrassed, but too drunk to care. She just introduced the woman as Jan and walked away.

It was very awkward and I began to try to make small talk. The woman stopped me in mid sentence and told me that she would be waiting for us outside, and that my wife told her to tell me "happy birthday". Well needless to say I had the best birthday ever and since.